Christmas Quotes of the Day

#5: "More than sometimes I feel like we should live in an HBO show."

#4: "It's the chimley, what would you call it?"
"A chimney."
"That's what I said, the chimley."

#3: "Last night I had my phone in one pocket, my camera in the other, and my wine opener in my back pocket."
"They should make a belt for all that!"

#2: *ring ring* "Hello... Merry Christmas to you too... Oh, we're just sitting here fighting with each other."

#1: "Don't mess with him, he went to the hard school of knocks."

Merry Christmas!

Christmas Eve Quotes of the Day

#3: "Ooooooh, you got some coconut boobs!"

#2: "She's a hillbilly, but she's a smart hillbilly."

#1: (grown daughter to dad)"Why do you always make me do things I don't want to do?"
(step-mom to daughter) "I'm always saying that to him!"

Hope Santa brings you something that makes you smile:)

Quotes of the day

Part posterity and part mutual amusement, here are the best lines overheard today from our family to yours:

#3:  "It's Christmas, don't start any shit."

#2:  "My kids got three different daddy's, but at least they're spread out. I got friends with kids 1, 2, and 3 or 4, with all different dads."

#1:  "I don't know you very well, but Merry Christmas anyway."

Cheers!